The Bard Blender

Ok.  It's Monday, and I'm giving myself a reward for finishing a response paper. So:

You know you are obsessed with Shakespeare when...

you see someone else's spoof for a fandom they obsess over and you wonder if you could do that with Shakespeare.

Today's example is the llama song.  I stumbled across some else' Doctor Who spoof of this song and decided to make my own.  At the moment, however, I don't have the means or the time to make a video (but be expecting it).  Here are lyrics in all their goofy rhyming:

here's a Hamlet
there's a Hamlet
and another little Hamlet
Crazy Hamlet
Craby Hamlet
Hamlet Hamlet
Puck

Hamlet Hamlet
Laertes
Hamlet
tablet
brick
Ophela
Hamlet
Hamlet Hamlet
Denmark
Hamlet
Hamlet Hamlet
Puck

i was once a nutshell
i lived in the rocks
but i never saw how to
keep the kingdom off the stocks

Ghost was only two months dead
but it told a tale
and now listen, little child
to the deathly rail

did you ever see a Hamlet
kiss a Hamlet
on the Hamlet
Shakespeare's Hamlet
tastes of Hamlet
Hamlet Hamlet
Puck

half a knitwit
twice the halfwit
not at all wit
bad vibe
Hamlet
Hamlet in a jibe
alarum Halmet
Hamlet
Puck

is THIS how it's told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
sparrow
mother-
aunt
now I was once a student

writing in a blog
time for me to retire now
and become a Puck

This was somewhat rushed so they may need tweaking.  But metrically they work.  ^_^